so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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