Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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