If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I am spending my child support on dildos
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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