How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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