well most of my day revolves around power hour
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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