On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
These tits shall not be calmed
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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