There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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