yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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