Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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