i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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