she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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