I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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