if you like me you must not know who I am
i think i have herpe
just one?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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