on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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