All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
