She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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