She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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