If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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