Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I feel like abortions should bother me more
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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