Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I am mentally ready for anal.
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