I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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