Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
