there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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