Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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