Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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