That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My cat gives me a boner
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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