The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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