Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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