he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
There's even glitter on my cock...
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