you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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