I wanna bring you to show and tell
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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