so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize