Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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