I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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