What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Define "chronic" masturbator.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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