the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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