Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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