first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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