Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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