He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Are my feet made of real feet?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
last night I used snow as a chaser
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
