Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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