ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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