id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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