if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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