HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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