When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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