her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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