i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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