They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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