Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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