so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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