There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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