In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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