The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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