so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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