Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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