He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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