The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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