My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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