I skipped work to stalk him.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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